Not even a fan and I find this funny
…are you guys oKAY?!
My older cat got sick of my kitten trying to play with him so he pinned him down and licked him until he fell asleep
"Oh well, guess you’ll be staying a while."
"Y’know, I really don’t mind that."
"Oh? And why is that?"
"I get to stay in the presence of such a beautiful woman."
"what a charmer you are, huh?"
"I try," he winked.
i now pronounce u mayor and secretary